At a family party doing impressions:
- Dad: Ok, my turn! Guess who I am.
- Dad: omg I like totally love harry styles
- Dad: I just want to run my fingers through his hair and look into his deep blue eyes
- Dad: Ughh I love One Direction, why are they so cute and perfect!!!
- Dad: *fake crys* I just want harry to love me!!
- Dad: Why is one direction onn tv, no get off I didnt give you permission to play MY BABIES ON THE TV
- Dad: *fake cries some more*
- Dad: Ok, who was that? Guess.
- Me: Green. His eyes are green.
